You really coming over, don't trick.
I need help removing her.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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