How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
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The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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