hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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