People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
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Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
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People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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