Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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