I haven't been this sober since birth.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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