I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i was born a porn star she said
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
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turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
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We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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