Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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