just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
i black out too much to be "responsible"
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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