Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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