just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
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I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Congratulations! We have a period
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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