I must be too annoying 4 u.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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