So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
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Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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