I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
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i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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