OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
