he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
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I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Sorry my hands just texted you
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Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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