So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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