ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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