....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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