why do cheetos always look like penises
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
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i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
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you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
i think i just lost a toe
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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