i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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