Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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