Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
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Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
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I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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