Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you will always have a special place in my vag
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm too high and old for this...
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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