similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
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i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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