so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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