is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
She bit a glass in half.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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