So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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