Im at strip club and am horny
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
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Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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