Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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