I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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