Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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