Why does Corona taste like a burp?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
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Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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