Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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