Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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