Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
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I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
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I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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