Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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