I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Randomize
