part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
they're like a gay fantastic four
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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