Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
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They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
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I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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