You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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