3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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