How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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