I hate all girls vehemently.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
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We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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