Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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