Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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