Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
You have to summon your inner elephant
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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