i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
This house was built for laser tag.
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Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
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Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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