Your mouth is God's brothel.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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