I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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