is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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