and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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