when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I think a kid would responsible me up
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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