when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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