yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
operation have a gay friend backfired
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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