let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I looked at my own cervix.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
foreskin is a definite game changer
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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