He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
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I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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