Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
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They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
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Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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